President needs to step up and acquire Covid-19 tests

Santa Claus is flying all across the world, but he doesn’t have any tests for Covid-19 or it’s variants. It’s up to our President of the United States and his cabinet to make sure and acquire billions of tests on a monthly basis. With the Merck and Pfizer pills now approved by the FDA we can now fight Covid-19, as these  oral pills and a home test will help everyone who catches the virus stay safe as possible. Both of the pills’ efficacy were determined in comprehensive trials. All individuals who were used as subjects survived and recovered, save for one whose autopsy determined that that person actually died of cancer.